http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/FSU-releases-NCAA-transcripts-Some-Noles-readi?urn=ncaaf,196189So if there really was a Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good, Florida State Football might have an entire class. Rivals.com is reporting that some of the players on the team read at a 2nd grade level. When I was in second grade I was wiping my own ass after I got done reading the Wall Streeet Journal. What the fuck is this shit? They cant read "The Cat In The Hat"? No wonder Bobby Bowden cant win a game there, the kids cant even read the fuckin scoreboard.
Christian Ponder: Hey, Are we winning?
Taiwan Easterling: Shut Up Bitch, I cant read mothafucker
Christian: Go out for a pass
Taiwan: Throw me the ball bitch, im straight fuckin' tonight.
Sorry Bobby, maybe instead of hiting the field, you should hit your players. Who the fuck cant read? ahahaha..
-Brian
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