Shuttin' Shit Down On The Field

Cmon now. Like you didnt see my blog on February 22nd? (http://efyousports.blogspot.com/2010/02/draft-time.html) I hope ya'll didnt watch the draft. I could have told you everything before hand. Mel Kiper? Who the fuck is Mel Kiper? Jim Irsay and I dont know Mel Kiper. We know Brian, and Brian runs the NFL draft (not the combine, im way to fat). Back to my point. In February I had a meeting of the minds, and decided Kyle Wilson was THAT dude. Mikey T and Rex went out and got em. What more can we ask for? Vlad the FUCKIN Impaler? Ok, well we got him to.

So at the draft that I went to on Thursday (VIP), we were sitting with Malcolm Jenkins mother who is from Piscataway. You know who else is from PWAY? Kyle Fuckin Wilson. You know where Kyle Fuckin Wilson eats? Jose effin Tejas. YESSIRRRR.

Honestly who the fuck is going to pass the ball on this defense? I forsee a blitz on every down. Hope your mental clock is ticking Brady, cause the Jets are bearing down, and we are coming for fuckin blood.

Peep this Kyle Wilson video. Dude lays the WOOD.

GET ON MY LEVELLLLLLLLLL

The Mezzanine level.

That's exactly what Jumpman Joe and Nunz did. We are now proud owners of a fucking PSL. HOLLERRRRR.

We went to The New Mecca yesterday, and figured sitting together was a necessity. Joe and Nunz opted for the PSL's right next to Eric and I. HOLLAAAAAAA. So no joke, we will be rolling in section 229, Row 12, Seats 17-23. WHAT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Next year, and for many years to come is going to be amazing. We will be there from start to finish of the new stadium. We will be calling that shit the old stadium when we are through with it. Jets day in, Jets day out. Thats how we fuckin roll.

Boston?? AHAHA

So as you know, I LOVE BASEBALL. I mean, I go to most Yankee home games. I am a real fan. So I just wanted to take time and write this blog about how bad the Red Sucks are. Like what do they have 4 wins? AHAHAHA. Boston is in a bad state of affairs with this team. Big Papi is awful, and their starting pitchers are laughable. The Yanks front 3 are 7-0. Beckett, Lester, and Lackey are like... who fuckin cares, Boston sucks.

I am rooting for anyone but Boston. I also want D Wade to pimp slap the Celtics. You see Kevin Garnett the other day? Dude, calm down, its the NBA. No need to be elbowing people in the head. No one is watching, nor caring. I think he got off easy with a 1 game suspension. If I was Q Rich I would press charges.

Finally, things are looking up for the Patriots.



SIIIIIIIIIIIIKE. They fuckin suck.

Draft Blog 2.0

So in my previous Draft blog, I requested we draft Kyle Wilson. Since then we got, LaDanian Tomlinson, Antonio Cromartie, Nick Folk, and Santonio Holmes, Holmes. Our team is FUCKIN STACKED.

So now the question is "Who do we draft?" Your guess is as good as mine. I would still love Kyle Wilson, but thats a reach. Getting a WR isnt necessary anymore. Maybe they get Jared Odrick from PSU? Maybe they get Taylor Mays from USC? Who the hell knows. All I know is I want it to be August. Honestly, I am looking into Dallas already for the Super Bowl.

Check back in tonight as I will break down the 16-0 schedule that gets released later in the day.

Our Seats

So Easy E and I hit up the NEW Meadowlands yesterday for the first ever event in the joint. Hofstra/UDel lacrosse. Obvisouly Hofstra blew them out, 12-11. More importantly, we went up to our seats, and took a picture. Now let me tell you, I was expecting a lot from the seats cause of the cayshe we dropped. I was not dissapointed. Our seats are fuckin sick. I mean when you roll with YounG MoneY, we only get the best. Our seats effin rock. I cant wait for SaNCHeZ_2_CoTcH/BraYLoN ALL DAY next season.

DUKEEEEE Baby

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP. Jamie J strikes again. Another team I root for wins a championship. Dont act like you're not impressed. Coach K, and Jon Scheyer raised a championship trophy last night in Indy for the world to see. Congrats to the Cameron Crazies of Duke.

Yea, the picture of me is on the Duke bench this year. Acting like I owned Cameron, which maybe I did. For the record, any college bench I sat on this year the team has won the national championship.

So as I was going through my daily routine of blogging, COD'ing, cursing, and eating, I thought of this. Eric and I are the fuckin men. We go on a roadtrip and basically whatever we touched turned into gold. We see Michigan State team play, they make the Final four. We see UNC play, they made the Championship of the NIT (lost to a mid major though), we go to Duke and Eric touches the backboard, they win a CHAMPIONSHIP. Like, Eric and I ran wild at Duke, and I guess we had the Midas touch. I was sitting on the court and bench. I touched a lot of air near the backboard there as well. We even paid for parking. So when some fag tells me I didnt go to Duke, well, the jokes on them (not you Rich). Cause I paid for some of their scholarships. I even bought a shirt there. Which I wore last night during the game.

Next year, I hope to still be unemployed and doing another road trip. This time though, I am gettin' paid. Who wants a championship? I can promise to the highest bidder Eric will come in and touch backboard at your gym. I will touch a lot of air around it as well. This worked at Duke, and can work at your school as well. I hope Oregon comes through and pays us, cause they awesome. Let it be known though, Hofstra has dibs over all schools.

Congrats to JJ Redick, Coach K, and Jon Scheyer.

PS. Here is the One Shining Moment video from 2010. We need Luther back. No offense, but you Jennifer Hudson sucked ass. It's a tradition Vandross would kill it every year after the final buzzer, now we have Jennifer Hudson? WTF

Baseball is Back :(

So I just wasted 14 hours of my life watching this Yankee game. They jumped out to like a 5-1 lead, and just blew the game. If Jorge knew how to fuckin catch a ball, the game would have been over. Actually, Joba would have come in and blow the game.

I said after last season that baseball is for the birds, and I mean it. I cant watch this garbage. Do I care the Yanks lost? Hell no. My new team this year is the Nationals. They are going to be doing big things.

PS. Jorge Posada cost us game counter is at 1.

PPS. I am still a Yankee fan, but realize baseball is a long season, and I dont have time for it.

Tim FUCKIN Welsh

We got our new coach, and I am SOOO happy. They couldnt have picked a better guy then Tim Welsh. I had 3 candidates in mind. Me, Coach K, and Tim Welsh. So when they picked him, I was ecstatic. The guy comes from the Big East when he was head coaching Providence 2 years ago. He is a great recruiter, and a winner. Like Coach K, all Welsh does is win. Next year is going to be special. Chaz, Halil, and CJ 22. For the first time since 2000, Hofstra has a real head coach. No more of this interim Tom Pecorat type shit. Good riddance Pecora, enjoy Fordham.. AHAHAHAHA. Maybe you can change their season around and win 4 games.. Highly doubtful since you're a terrible coach, but who knows.

LONG LIVE WELSH

Championshipppp

So we didnt make the Final Four in Danny Boys pool. You know who did? JJ Redicks alma mater.... The Dukiessssssssssss Baby. I mean, I knew it was going to happen. They are the best major conference team in the nation. Duke has a storied tradition of just winning. I'm down with that.

The coach is a flat out winner. I would love Coach K to coach all of my kids. I would just know that my kids would be all around great people. Probably excelling in all sports. I dont understand why everyone hates him? He wins with grace, he wins with class, and he wins by scoring more points then the opposing team. For christ sake, the dude coached Team usa to an olympic gold medal.

Butlers coach is kinda cool if you're a fuckin loser. I mean he is 33 years old, and looks like he is 11. I bet he went to Harvard, scored a 1601 on his SAT, and dated straight models as a teenager. Chill out bro, you're 33 let some older guys make it rain like you. You're a "mid major" and your just wiping the floor with these major schools. Respek though.

It's a win/win for me. If my Dukies win, ppl know I always root for them. If Butler wins, a "mid major" wins and we can shove it in the Big Leasts face.