I watch college football on ESPN, or ABC...something like that I forget who Disney owns now. Anyways they love to give out shameless plugs for their piece of shit shows and other sporting events. Lately the big thing has been the NASCAR chase for the cup or whatever those rednecks call it. And the dude that is in 1st place in all these screen graphics is Mark Martin....someone HAS to know what I'm talking about...this guy looks like he's about 4,000 years old......obviously he's in frist place, his fuckng father is the guy that invented the wheel. As it turns out the dude is "only" 50.......in the sports world thats like 80. I guess we gotta give him props though.....everyone else his age is driving 35 mph in the left lane on the garden state parkway.
-Easy E
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