Wednesday, October 7, 2009

B. Easssssyyyyyyyyyy Braylon Edwards


Jets made a splash in the market today. We have landed our big name WR, and his name.... Braylon Edwards.

Braylon was a star at the University of Michigan, and even got to wear the coveted #1jersey there. His NFL career has been less than stellar, due in part to his career being in Cleveland. The Browns are so bad, that if King James decided to suit up for them, he would be the best. l. Instead, all their fans "Witness" is Eric Mangini, and his huge fucking vagina.

With Rex Ryan at the helm, Braylon will fit right in. He is not on the defense, and therefore will have less to learn. Brian Schottenheimer likes to go shotgun on 3rd and 1 anyway, now he has more reason to.

I can see it now. A fade in the endzone.. Remember those Jets fans? Yea me either.

BRAYLONNNNNNNNNNNNNN BABY
-Brian

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