NoLa BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

So in about 27 hours from now, we will be packing up the van and heading down to New Orleans. The bloggers will be taking a much needed vacay. Easy E has been on this vacay for a few months now, but thats just cause he is a moron, and doesnt read and write well.

This trip has been a long time coming. We have had the countdown going for over 150 days, and it's finally here. John, Me, Eric, H-Bizzle, Chris, Nunz, Joe, Edwin, and Lauren will be riding high, and taking part in complete debauchery.

We will post some pictures I am sure, and if all goes to plan, we will all come back to this great ol' state of New York alive.

Also, if you didnt already know, we are going to be at the New York Jets vs. New Orleans Marques Colstons game on Sunday.. CANT WAITT 3-0 vs. 3-0.

Picture of the Week

Man this is pretty. Jets are 3-0. Thats even prettier.

T.OWNED vol. More Twitter Beef

You can view the title of this post a couple of ways. Following their loss to the Saints this afternoon, T.O. kept it short and sweet with the media in the post game interview. Clearly distraught, T.O. too much of our surprise didn't throw his team under the bus and kept things moving. Let's be honest, his 185 game win streak with one catch was snapped this week, wouldn't you think the man with the biggest ego in the game would have a little bit more to say?

However, that was pretty short lived when the butt-hurt T.O. took his frustration to the "tweets" and ripped a part retired ex-patriot Rodney Harrison. If you're not aware, Harrison has already had a twitter beef earlier this season with Brian's boyfriend, Jet's safety Kerry "Hollywood" Rhodes. T.O. responded on Twitter after bring called a "clown" by Harrison with these tweets:

I could less about Rodney Harrison! Anybody tht using steroids, yes STEROIDS rodney, is a cheater & cheated the game!about 2 hours ago from MogoTXT

Is tht Y u used steroids b/c u were worried about ur stats or ws it b/c u were losing it? Lol! U're a loser & a cheater? Got any steroid ...

Hey rodney! Send me sum steroids 2 the Bills facility next week!

Ethered. Both of them. Fail to T.O., and Harrison.

Btw: Giants are 3-0 with a shutout. I ain't nothing though, I'm not going to blow shit up. We tap that ass all day baby. Act like you been there before. YUUUUUUP!

All day, every day, the trio & co. will be in Nawleans for the Jets and Saints in 5 days.

-Jumpoff J

Brett Favre Likes Men

Media is going to be all over this loser cause he had a nice game. Wait till the end of the season please. Jets were 8-3 last year with this cocksmoker, that turned out well. SIIIIIIIIIIKE. Screw you Brett. I loathe you in every sense of the word, and I hope the Packers effin own you Monday Night in a few weeks.

Warm Up The Effin Bus Vol. 2

Unleashing Da Lunatics was the story of todays game. It wasnt pretty by any stretch of the imagination, but Tuesday night, when we are driving down to NoLa, 3-0 is 3-0 any way you slice it. We jumped out real early today, but in SOJ fashion we let em get right back in it. SOJ fashion is now in Cleveland. Our mentality, well, you know what it is.. it's KILL. DOPE BOYZ

Fatboy Slim did his dance in the endzone today, but Bart Scott had the last laugh. You really cant ef with Scott, dude's serious. He will literally punch you in the mouth. I love our defense this year. We are hard nosed, and walk with swag. It's exciting.

Player of the Game: David Harris.

Unit of the Game: Special Teams. Wallace Wright, Brad Smith had some awesome plays.

Winner: Jets

3-0. HOLLA

You Goin' To Jail Bitch!

So who knew that Lions games can be so much fun? This skank goes to the game and gets into a fight with Lions fans. What a moron. Kinda funny though, she was more physical than the actual Lions. The video gets great at the 2.40 mark, but its a good video all around.

For perspective, if you sneeze loud at a Jets game, security is monitoring you, and will be thrown out in .23 seconds. In Detroit, where people are effin poor, have no jobs, and their football team has 0 wins in over a year, you would think that their security on guard. I guess not. This scunt is walking around for 2 minutes before they get there. Detroit sucks.
(Notice the old guy cop a feel at the 1:58 mark)

Madbacking

I rock a Bart Scott jersey most Sundays now. Here is why:

After the Jets took a 16-9 lead with 9:48 left in the game on the third of Jay Feely's three field goals, their defense held Brady & Co. scoreless on three possessions, the last of which began from the New England 10-yard line with 1:48 remaining.

"I know everyone was thinking, 'OK, two minutes, Brady time. March down the field, tie the game, go for two and win the game,' " linebacker Bart Scott said. "No, I'm not used to that. I've never been a part of that. Maybe people expected that time would run out [on the Patriots]. No, maybe we'll stop them four times and then it's time to warm up the [bleeping] bus."

Band of Lunatics

The Rexacutioners!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Sorry it's taken me so long to blog ya'll, but I have been on cloud 9, and it was a long way up. The Jets beat the Cheatriots. It feels so good.

What the Jets did Sunday, was something that hasnt been done since Sept 11th 2000. We waited 8 long seasons to beat those pieces of shit in our house. This blog is blah, but I dont care. What was done, is DONE SON, and I am ecstatic. If I recap the game, what will that do? Ya'll saw it. Ya'll already know. THIS IS OUR HOUSE.

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets

2-0

$$$$$$MONEY MAYWEATHER$$$$$$

The true P4P king is back! Picked off right where he left off after the beat down he gave Hitman two years ago with a unanimous decision victory of the pride of Mexico, Juan Manuel Marquez. Congrats to Money Mayweather on his 40th. 40-0 bitches. Pacman does NOT want it with Money May.


Got to give it to JJM though... Dude has a lot of heart and class despite being totally outmatched tonight. Now, a Giants victory on prime time tomorrow will cap off a sweet weekend.

-Jumpoff

"If you wanna bomb on somebody, bomb on me so I can go inside!"

The following video is from last weeks "Mic'ed Up," featuring Carolina Panthers star wideout Steve Smith. Dude just moved up my list as one of my favorite receivers. He's shown that he's matured as a player, leader, and teammate. Dude is straight up comedy.

Band Of Lunatics

Jets go into Sundays game undefeated. Jets will leave Sundays game undefeated. It's a guarantee.

Bill Bellicheat can call the Jets the Ravens on "accident" all he wants. He can tell us that Rex xeroxed the Ravens playbook, and all that jazz, but he is nervous. Someone is getting hurt. Cindy Brady can say talk is cheap all he wants. I will tell you this, hopefully Robert Kraft has good insurance, cause people are coming out of that game bruised and battered, and they wont be Jets.

Brady has never lost in The Meadowlands, but you know who else hasnt? Rex Ryan. I like my chances with him. The guy is a defensive guru, and it seems people are hoping on the Jets bandwagon.

Mikey Fellz, Jumpman Joe, Easy E, and myself will be pumped on Sunday. Getting to the parking lots at 9am. Grillin, chillin, and straight illin. The place is going to be rockin' and rollin'. Just the way I like it.

LET'S GET IT

-Brian

Street Certified: vol. Let's Get it

Little late, but the new season of TUF 10 has just begun on Spike TV... Tune in haters. Ya'll know the trio is rolling with Team Kimbo. ALL DAY BABY, ALL DAY. DO WORK!

-Jumpoff J

Parting Shots

So tonights Yankee game proved to people the Yankees are still alive and fighting. They brawled with the Blue Jays tonight.

I like this. I think it shows promise for the playoffs. Shows heart.

October 7th the playoffs start. Until then, the Yankee games are meaningless. Unless, maybe there are more brawls. I hope for no injuries, and Carsten Charles to win 20. Other than that, the Yanks are on cruise control, just like the Jets, stomping out opponents left and right.

-Brian

Did You Really..

Did ya'll really think I was going to forget a Jets blog? CMON NOW.

I am still fuckin pumped after that win Sunday. I have been telling people that I have never seen the Defense play that well in my 25 year career of living. Every play was something exciting. Whether is was BDK (Big Daddy Kris) lining up as a linebacker with a running start, or Bart Scott Maddbacking all over the fied, or even D-BO (David Harris) concussing Andre' Davis, or 1 hand sacking Matt Schaub.

Offense on the other hand was firing on all cylinders as well. Mark Sanchize did his THANG. 272 yards, and 10-17 on 3rd. down. L., and TJ punished their defense running all types of plays. The Jets introduced "The Seminole", which is a form of the Wild Cat. L. was a member of the FSU Seminoles, hence the name. Cotchery racked up 90 yards, and Dustin "Stellar" Keller added 94 yards.

Everything about this team is FIRE. Sunday at the Meadowlands, its GOING DOWN. Jets are out for blood. We are going to pummel the Patriots.

Road To Miami continues Sunday at 1. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-Brian

Jake Delhomme put on Craigslist: QB For Sale

Carolina fans are going hard... LOL (No Rainbow) Our fellow trio brotha Eric, might agree with this ad. HAHAHAHA.

"FOR SALE BY CONTRACT - Jake Delhomme, NFL QB. 11 Years. 6'2" 215 lbs. Age 34. 15 TDs in 2008, 12 INTs. Loyal. Needs a Loving Home. Serious Offers, Please. Trades Accepted. Contact: John Fox @ 800 South Mint St, Charlotte, NC (704) 358 7000."

Source

Friend Contracts are the new Black...

So it seems like the last time this third of the trio posted Joe Namath was jogging off the field after Super Bowl III. My apologies. Without further adieu, the trio has some big news to announce. Bri the guy, and myself are the brand new owners of 2 PSL's for "The New Meadowlands". We will be sitting in the Mezzanine section 229 (I'm not going to give out row and seat numbers in fear of retibuttion from away fans after the Jets go 16-0 this season).

We were back and forth on this decision more than you can imagine, but when it came down to it there was only one place we both wanted to be on Sunday afternoons between September and January (more like December for the Jets but we can dream). Hence the friend contract.....for the next 30 years? Or we can just say the life of the new stadium 8 Sundays a year I can look to my left and he can look to his right...and things are gonna be alright.

8 Years Later....

Never Forget

9/11/01

"God Chose Memphis"

I sometimes just don't understand the Knicks. This offseason so far has been a complete waste. On his twitter, Iverson tweeted:

alleniversonGod Chose Memphis as the place that I will continue my career. I met with Mr. Heinsley, Chris Wallace and my next head coach Lionel Hollins

alleniversonI feel that they are committed to developing a winner and I know that I can help them to accomplish that. I feel that I can trust them.

Now I can understand not signing him to a multi-year deal, in hopes to stay competitive in the Lebron James sweepstakes at the end of this season. But the man was looking for a one-year deal. He wasn't getting offers from anywhere else. What do the Knicks have to lose? It's a win-win situation if you ask me.

Iverson would put asses in the seats. You wont be bound bby a long-term contract. He'll get what he's looking for in a guarenteed starting spot. You're absolutley insane if you think Iverson is incapable of a starting spot on any team, yet alone THE KNICKS. We lost out on a golden opportunity, and something for Knicks fans to look forward too. And we haven't signed David Lee or Nate Robinson. Good fucking shit Donnie.

At least football season starts tommorow. Hard Knocks season finale was tonight, and Tom Nelson made the squad. BOOYA!

Peace out haters,

-Jumpoff

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's now or never. Let's Do THIS!!!!

Twas The Night Before Football

Twas the night before football,
And all through the house..

Blah blah blah, I am not a poet, nor a goo writer. Football starts tomorrow, and I am effin pumped. Titans/Steelers live in Prime Time. I cant wait.

We had our Fantasy Team, and many of your favorite bloggers were a part of the action.

My Team: L.Coles' Stepdad
QB: Philip Rivers
RB: Leon Washington
RB: Steven Jackson
WR: Santonio Holmes
WR: Jericho Cotchery
WR: Steve Breaston/Devery Henderson
TE: Dallas Clark
DEF: Dallas Cowboys/Green Bay Packers
K: John Kasay

It was a 14 person league, and the draft was a good time. Results/Hating to follow i'm sure.

Jets Prediction: 11-5
-Brian

BranDONE Marshall

Boy, I wanted Brandon Marshall in the worst way. I was jonesing for him. This morning I get to work, I am peep rotoworld.com, and I see Jets are heating up talks with this stud WR. My interests peeks, and I get pumped. As the day progresses there is much about nothing being talked about. I heard it all, and dont want to anymore.

I get home, peep rotoworld again, and I see David Harris name being talked about. For ya'll people who dont know D-BO, you soon will. This guy is an effin mawnsta. Probably going to be one of the best linebackers in the game this year. I was so into B-Marsh, but after hearing Harris' name being floated around, I quickly forgot about this troubed WR.

The Jets can ill afford to lose a defender or his caliber. They're going to have a nasty, hard nose defense, and he will be at the core of it.

-Brian

PS. According to Hollywood Kerry Rhodes, Harris isnt going anywhere. Twitter FTW.

Remember When...

I used to blog about the Yankees all the time? Man, those were the days. Today, I see Yankee games in a different light. Yes, they are still my fav. baseball team, and always will be, but, there is something missing nowadays. They are just too good. They dont lose anymore. Whatever team they come in contact with, they just destroy.

They have a controlling 6 game lead on the Bo Sucks, and in my opinion, there is no looking back. Yankees released information on post season ticket pricing today, and I am thinking anything but a World Series win is a huge let down for me. I expect greatness from this team.

Kiss The Baby
-Brian