Lebron Baby.. WOOOOOO

All of a sudden Lebron is back in the media. This time, people are playing the race card. Can people please just leave the dude alone. He is easily the best player to ever play the game, and people are just hating on him like no other. Hop the fuck off. The Durantula is a close 2nd. I actually founded him well before him being a Longhorn. Thats neither here nor there though. Back to the moral of the story. All press is good press. And all the haters like the shameful city of Cleveland will see what they had done. CREATED A MONSTER. Lebron is going to go all Marshawn Lynch on you this season, AKA Beastmode. The Heat will win all 72 games, and then go undefeated in the playoffs. My only regret this NBA offseason was that JJ Redick, or Birdman didnt sign with either OKC, or the Heat.

I hate all these white people who think just because Lebron isnt one of you that he is playing the race card. The dude made a choice, and he wantd to raise money for the children. Gosh, is that so hard to believe? Lebron said he would take the heat all over again if it meant raising another 3 millie for the kids. I dont see others doing that. So instead of bashing this man, lets say what he really is, a fuckin AMERiCAN HERO.

WITNESSSSSS

The Trio Invades Buffalo...minus one

2/3 of the Trio is about to make it rain up in Buffalo. The yearly Jets road trip is upon us and to make up for last years New Orleans debacle we've decided to take a visit to cream puff city aka Orchard park aka home of the hapless Buffalo Bills.

Plan is to do some wing tasting on Friday night, then head up into Canada eh on Saturday to probably do some human or drug trafficking assuming we can't get Maple Leaf tickets. If we can get tickets, then we will probably just skip the trafficking and go to the game Saturday night vs. the Wings.

Then Sunday is fun day as our boy Mark "I just wanna ball all year long" Sangchez takes the field to make a doodie on the entire city of Buffalo and surrounding areas. (My apologies to mark for those racist comments I was hurling at you during the Ravens game, you're back in my good graces)

J-E-T-S all day long.

Coming home 3-1.

Ring of Shame

So Sunday night, the VAGiants plan on inducting Lawrence Taylor into their Ring of Honor. Seems kind of weird they would do such a thing. I mean the dude is currently being charged with RAPE of a 13 year old girl right?

This whole Jets bashing is just pretty awesome though. I mean Braylon drives with tinted windows and drunk, and is inhumane. Dont get me wrong here, Braylon is a fuckin moron, and he deserves what is going to come to him. Lets be honest though, LT is breaking little girls vaginas in hotel rooms and is having himself inducted into a Ring of Honor? Shit is more like a Ring of Shame.

I hope that queer Mike Fatcessa speaks about this on his show tomorrow. I am sure he will. I just that its audible though. Its hard to understand him while he is swallowing the cocks of the 53 man roster week after week. If you listened to him on any given day you would think the giants are 3-0 and are the team to beat.

I dont give a shit about all this though. Jets are in first, and giants are the worst. Eat shit fatcessa you huge piece of lard.

-Brian

Mr. Tannenbaum

So how do you guys feel about Mr. Tannenbaum?? Hall of Famer right? Exactly.

As a die hard Jets fan, I have been extremely loyal to this team, which fuckin sucks. They have made me cry numerous times. On top of the crying, I have been paying for season tickets, and this year even a PSL. You might ask yourself, "Brian, Why do you do this? Are you crazy?" The one thing I have never questioned though is why. I love the Jets. I love the organization, and I love most of the fans.

In recent years, Mike Tannenbaum and Woody J have made the die hards a very happy bunch. We are pretty much fans at a buffet. We can get everything we want out of the free agent market (Calvin Pace, Kris Jenkins, Bart Scott, Santonio Holmes, Braylon Edwards, Rex Ryan, Jason Taylor, Tomlinson, Pool, Leonhard, etc. You guys jealous? AHAHAHAHA)Even the core players are getting resigned. We draft amazing, and most of our picks always help out with the team. Gholston is even coming around. Have we won yet? No. Winning is everything in the NFL, and the Jets are making strides each and every game towards that ultimate goal. This blog is pretty much just to say how awesome Tannenbaum and company are. Rex, and Woody you guys are the shit, and from 1 Jet fan to another, 143. (No Homo)

I just want to win a championship though. Please make that happen. Please.

Also, I saw on Hard Knocks that you guys print out most of what is written about you guys. If you happen to see this, please holler at us at efyousports@gmail.com. I would love to come in and interview for any job you have there. If you are thinking about not emailing us because the blog below is about betting and the blog below that we have someone making fun of someone with Down Syndrome, don't let that be a deterent. We can be great here.

Much Love,
Brian

Easy E's Picks Week 4

Alright...so here we go...tough week this time around but lets give it a shot:

Wisconsin -2 @ Michigan State: Big Ten conference play kicks off this week as Bucky the badger takes a visit to East Lansing. I'm not sure if 'Sconsin is the 2nd or 3rd best team in the big ten, but I am pretty confident that they have what it takes to beat MSU. The Spartan's needed some gimmick bullshit fake FG to get by Notre Dame two weeks ago and that shit gave their coach a heart attack. I do expect this to be a typical tight Big Ten game and don't see a blowout, but I give Bucky the advantage by a TD.

The pick: Wisconsin -2

Nevada -20.5 @ UNLV: Attention College football world: Do NOT sleep on the wolf pack. They have a pretty good program out there in the desert and just beat the shit outta some pac-10 pansys a few weeks back. Look for Nevada to put up some big numbers against a team that is much better at basketball than it is at football.

The pick: Nevada -20.5

Sunday's Games:

Texans -3 @ Raiders: So the Texans offense is pretty darn solid, but they struggled big time last week in Dallas...a visit out west to Oakland should be just what the doctor ordered. Expect a big day on both sides of the ball as Houston bounces back from a bad loss last week.

The pick: Texans -3

Chargers -8 vs. Cardinals: The Chargers are up and down, back and forth just like they are EVERY September. I'm sure once October rolls around they will have like 72 wins in a row before losing a heart breaker in the first round of the playoffs. The Cardinals really are not very good and San Diego is a bitch to play at home. I fucking hate giving the extra point, but I'm clearly looking for a bounce back blowout of an inferior team.

The pick: Chargers -8


There are your four picks for the week...now just sit the fuck back, relax and enjoy the games. Look out for the picks recap on Monday.

Who has the higher IQ...

This Down Syndrome kid or Vince Young?





Did my dude just dougie in the endzone?

Nice fucking try Al Michaels

You almost had me there for a second, giving me that fucking sob story about Tony Sparano getting some grease in his eye or some shit being the reason dude wears his sun glasses at night. Clearly it's to hide his fucking tears after his team gets blasted by the fucking J-E-T-S.

Washed Up.

Everyone was right. Tomlinson is washed up. I mean the dude cant hit a hole, can catch passes out of the backfield anymore, and he def. cant get the outside and make a nice run. Those days are wayyyyyyyyy behind him.

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE you fuckin idiots.

Tomlinson is just doing what Tomlinson does. WORK.

He has been a beast for the Jets this year. A workhorse. A leader, A lighting rod,
and just a straight up gentleman. His game sealing TD last night was great. I did want the lil LT flip, but the points were just fine.

Last year the Jets were 2-4 in the AFC East, this year we are 2-0. I can say "we" as I am a PSL holder, and a season ticket holder. Ask me if I pay their salaries, the answer is yes. Therefore, I am a shareholder, and I have my say with the team. So fuck those cheese balls that always say "we???". The answer to that is yes, we. Unless you're poor and dont have season tickets. Than just stfu and go enjoy food stamps.

Back to the point of this blog. LT is the man, and the Jets are in First Place. Now lets go eat a goddamn snack.

Brian

First Place.... Watevz

Just another week of being a Jets fan I guess. Deal with the media scrutiny, deal with football fans who tell you your team sucks, deal with fat fucks like Mike Fatcessa telling us how the Jets are classless, and the Giants are the team in NY. Hey Fatcessa, tell me how Rex Ryan's ass tastes? You wannabe. Jump off a cliff and kill yourself. You are so worthless. Like I said though, whatever. Jets are in first place in te AFC East. NBD

Last night, the Jets defense was less than stellar, but good teams win when push comes to shove. Brodney Pool read that last play of the game like that pig cop read Bralyon his rights Tuesday AM. LT was awesome once again. Leaping piles, scoring td's like its nobodies business. Jason Taylor punching through the box last night was SICK. Wow, I love this team. Next week we get Calvin Pace back. He is going to rape Buffalo worse than Lawrence Taylor having his way with a 14 year old.

Player of the game is obviously Mark Fuckin Sanchez. Dude was cooler than the other side of the pillow last night, and the week before. Some assholes wrote him off after Week 1, like myself. Jokes on me and you bitches. Mark Sanchez is whats up. He lays the dick down Monday-Saturday, but Sunday is his fuckin day. Dude just wants to ball all year long, and he is showing that. I just hope he remembers we have another 2 games on Monday, and 1 on Thursday this year. Thats what good teams have, prime time games.

Key plays of the game last night:
Braylon Edwards cutting people up scoring like a 76 yard td. Is that good?
Sanchez to Edwards on the biggest play of the game. 3rd and 10, up 24-23. FIRST DOWNNNNNN
Last but not least, was actually the last play of the game. Brodney Pool breaking up the pass and having Drew Coleman get me +2 Fantasy points, and himself a good ol' INT.

Moral of the story. If Braylon stays sober, dude is fuckin unreal. If anyone doesnt know The Dougie by now, you aint a Jets Fan. Braylon jus doing the dougie in every endzone nfl wide.

Game Over,
Brian

Easy E weekend picks recap

Well...like the picture shows...you can't win 'em all. 3 out of 4 for the weekend is pretty solid I'd say. It's always painful when the team that blows a perfect weekend for you scores 38 points and still doesn't cover. Fucking C.J. Spiller and that bullshit KO return for a TD.

Anyways...like I called, Stanford beat the fucking shit out of shitty Notre Dame. The final was 37-14, but if you can believe it, the game wasn't even nearly that close. Stanford turned the ball over like 61 times and settled for FG's all over the place. The Cardinal probably should have won like 52-10.

Out in Tempe things were a littler closer than I thought...The O banged out points again like it's nobodies business, but I didn't realize how much their defense fucking sucks (you can take that team off the national radar for me). I ended up shutting the game off after the 3rd quarter...I think it was like 7:30am EST at that point but I woke up to a cover.

In the NFL...the easiest game of the week was the Steelers destroying the Bucs...I mean even Charlie batch had like 500 yards passing and 7 TD's or something...Steelers have the best defense in the NFL and it's probably not even close right now.

Of course the fucking Pats shit the bed again...worst case possible they win but don't fucking cover...the good news is that their defense looks to be spread open wider than Houston after the 500....Miami is the 2nd best team in that division behind the J-E-T-S. If Brady were gone the Pats would be a 5-11 team.

This week: 3-1

Overall: 6-3

ROI: +240

Check back for this weeks picks in the next few days.

-Easy E

Braylon Dougied On Em'

So I have this awesome blog all prepared and shit and I look at our site, and I see Easy E posts it already.. WTF Brah?

Anyway, lemme speak for JetsNation and say fuck the police. How many athletes drink and drive and shit? Most of em. I am not saying what Braylon did was right, becuase I am sure as shit it wasnt. Anyone that knows me knows I HATE ASSHOLES who drink and drive. Honestly, arrest Bray after the season, lock him up, kill him for all I care, just let him play on Sunday. He already Dougied all over James Butler. Sunday night, he might swag surf all up on Vontae Davis.

Haters gonna hate though. Anyone hear Mike Fatcessa this week? Dude is crying all over the place. Honestly, get a fuckin shovel for all the sand in your vagina bro. STFU and go eat yourself to death. Anyone remember Kareem McKenzie getting arrested for drinkin and driving and not being suspended? Anyone remember Lawrence Taylor snorting coke, raping 9 year old chicks? Kerry Collins hitting the bottle harder than Bart Scott hitting Ben Rapelessburger? Cmon now people. I know you only hating cause you jealous, but for real, buckle up its only week 2. For now enjoy Braylon doing his thinggggggggggggg.


J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Braylon Busted

Lets just face the facts here...Braylon is a fucking bad ass. Dude goes out and catches like 60 balls with a touchdown AND a 2 point conversion and what does he do? Gets lit the fuck up the next day and drives our franchise Left Tackle and the Ghost home. But before he makes it....DWB...some piece of shit pig pulls his ass over for tinted windows and rims (fucking racist cops)....instead of tryin to play it all cool he blows a .16. Two times the legal limit. The media is all like suspend his ass blah blah blah........fuck that shit...this is the NFL and my dude needs to be on the field catchin balls from the Sanchize. Moral of the story is this: Don't fucking tint your windows.

On a side note...supposedly Shonne Greene was gonna drive the crew home, but the dude kept droppin the keys.

One Love Braylon.

-Easy E

Fuck it...lets do college too

Fuck...college used to be my shit...but ever since I left I haven't had as much success betting it. Who gives a fuck though...let's see what I've got going now.

Stanford -4.5 @ Notre Dame: Irish this Irish that...blah blah...fuck them...honestly they suck and Stanford's football team is almost as good as their water polo team this year. Dudes out west can fucking score.

Oregon aka "The O" -10.5 @ Arizona State: I'll give ASU credit for hanging with Wisconsin last week at camp randall, but I got news for you...the only thing goin down in tempe this saturday (besides the hottest coeds in the country) are the sun devils. I think the Ducks are averaging like 6,000 points a game this season. Shutting their offense down means you have given up like 371 points. I'll take my chances with that.

Easy E's NFL Picks Week 3

Let's try and get a little betting theme going since the NFL is back.

Last week I was 3-2 ATS (against the spread for you non degenerates aka losers out there). I hit with Atlanta, Green Bay and Indy and lost with New England and Tennessee.

This week we will play two games:

Steelers -2.5 @ Bucs: Yes...I realize that Neil O'donnell is probably starting for the Steelers this week down in Tampa, but in all honesty I'm almost not joking when I say that I could play QB for Pittsburgh and we'd still probably go 9-7. Tampa can't start the season 3-0 can they? When do you ever see a game end by less than 3 points anyway? So this is basically a pick'em and I'm pickin the men of steel.

Patriots -13 vs. Bills: Yes I bet the Pats last week and they shit the bed vs. the J-E-T-S, but they haven't lost back to back games since before color television. Also...I heard a rumor on rotoworld that the Bills were out for the season. They didn't specify which one's so I'm just assuming by their play that it's the whole team...no joke it's only Monday and I've literally already spent the winnings from this game.

Last week: 3-2

Season: 3-2

ROI (Assuming $100 bet per game with 10% Juice): + $70