JJ Rediculous!!!!!!!

Dude is just dropping BOMBS tonight. No chance Orlando losses this series. Redick for MVP.

Bellamy Road Horse = Check

So Nunz, Scott Y, Easy E, Neuf, Droski, and I got another horse. This is the first for Ant, Matt, and Dro, but for myself, Scott, and Easy E this is our second. Yes, I know what you're thinkin, we are effin ballers. Whoever think that is absolutely correct.

You know what makes this horse awesome though? Its George Fuckin Steinbrenners horses kid. Like that's basically owning a piece of the Yankees. I am this much closer to being on the same level as ARod now. Whatever Georgie Boy touched turned to gold (minus Igawa, and Fat Toad). I expect to win the Triple Crown next year. Also, WTD is def. in a relationship with this filly.

Speaking of Arod, I might invite him out for some drinks and shit, so he can get me girls. I am going to go to a baseball game and ask to speak with Hal. Since I own part of a Bellamy Road horse, does that make me a minority owner of the Yankees? I guess so. At least it does until someone says it doesnt. Either way, ARod and I are going out to smash girls this summer, cant wait.

Look at this horse. FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL.

Oh My

Look at this kid. Gimme 2 of em. I hope I was this awesome as a child. Come to think of it, I am sure I was.


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Mo Coaches, Less Problems

As you guys know Tommy P left Hofstra. Thats awesome news. That guy sucked more dick than Jenna Jameson in her prime. We then had an awesome hire in Tim Welsh. Well, that guy drinks more then Homeless Harry, and he got fired 34 days into the job. Now we have fuckin Mo Cassara. I've never heard of the dude, he coached girls basketball, and did something at Dayton. You know what though? Who gives a shit. As long as its not Pecora. My expectations of this dude are very low, and I dont mean that to be an asshole. This guy has flown under the radar his whole life, so why not do it now. Lead us to the promised land. **For all you Hofstra supporters here, the promised land means NCAA Tournament** We havent tasted that shit since Jay Wright was cooking up a storm at Hofstra. While I said my expecations are low for this guy, I expect to fuckin win. None of this garbage "first year" bullshit.

Let's go Mo

Defense??

So I am sitting here watching the Cavs/Celtics game. Cavs are down 7 with 1:35 left. Game is over. You know why? Because there is no defense in the NBA. Cavs were just down 14, and have now cut the lead to 7 without any defense. But like WTF if they Cavs played defense they could be winning. They score a bucket and dont even press. I am not sure about the rules in the NBA, but once u get drafted are you not allowed to fuckin press anymore? This is why the NBA is for the birds. This shit sucks.

NBA All Swag Team
1. JJ Redick
2. Kevin Durant
3. Birdman
4. Lebron

That's it. The rest of the NBA is a bunch of chumps.

Fuck the NBA

Laser Show.... Relax

So I come across this video of DP the other day, and I figured I would blog it. Supposedly everyone in Boston is crushing Big Papi, like he is horrible all of a sudden. Newsflash Boston, he has been horrible since Manny left. Manny was the heart and soul of that team. Without him in the lineup, how can anyone on that team succeed?

Now we have Pedroia acting a fool in the locker room. Dude thinks he put on a laser show. Yea, he won the MVP or ROY that year, dont even know, baseball is for the birds. Whatever the case may be. He likes men. The video is funny though.

Jorge

How bad is Jorge Posada? I mean this dude cant throw, cant block a ball, and is just bad. I understand he has a decent bat and all, but to me, its not even worth it. Pitchers hate throwing to him, and he is now a liability behind the plate. Francisco Cervelli has a much better arm, and probably went to the Rex Ryan school of defense, because dude is a machine back there. This "Jorge Posada is a real Yankee" garbage is for morons. There is no such thing as a real Yankee. Stop living in the past. I would believe there was a such thing as real yankees, if the yankees were charging 1998 prices. The real yankees are charging 1,000,000,000,000 dollars a game, and 39.00 for a hot dog now. If I am paying those prices (which i never would) I would like to see top notch athletes. Which for the most part they have, just not Jorge. I love when he doesnt catch as it most likely means the Yanks will win. I'd rather have Matt Nokes behind the plate then this scrub.

PS. He is an average hitter, dont get it twisted. He aint Joe "Power" Mauer.

My team bout green RONDO, Roger that!

If Rondo's game 2 performance tonight doesn't prove that he is one of the games ELITE point guards I don't know what will. This guy is by FAR the most unappreciated player outside of Boston. And it's pretty disrespectful to not consider him at LEAST top five in the league. do people realize that he was the focal point of Boston's championship team? Who do you think was the catalyst who got shit going for the Big Three?

Top five PG's in the league. Chris Paul, Deron Williams, Steve Nash, Rondo, and Tony Parker. NOT Derek Rose. NOT Tyreke Evans. NOT Steph Curry. (Yes, I've heard people say this). Like really guys? The only thing I would say Derek Rose is better at is his ability to hit jumpers. (Which I still don't think is THAT wet). Rondo is better defender, better distributor, and a killer fucking instinct. Ask the Lakers when they got spanked. They continued to disrespect Rondo, and what did ol' boy do? He took them to school. He hit open floaters, got into the lane at will, and made dudes like Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, and James Posey Champions.

Rondo tied a team record with 19 assists as he carved up the swiss cheese Lebroniers defense. Want to know the secret to beating the Celtics Lebroniers? STOP RONDO.

Or you can just stick to the excuse of Lebron's "injured" elbow. Get the fuck outta here with that shit. It's just an excuse for the King to use if they don't win a championship this year. I'm sick of hearing this excuse. It is such a cop out. Accept losing like a man "Chosen One".

-Jumpoff J

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DICK!

Way to go Tim Welsh. You fucking moron. You get a huge deal from an awesome school, and a month later you fucking go out drinking and driving? Way to set an example. I'm not sure if you have kids, but goes to show you that you dont even love them if you did. You were willing to go out drunk as a skunk and put your life, as well as innocent others on the line? For what? You fucking dick. I am sure you're not married, as no one is that stupid to love someone as dumb as yourself.You blew twice the legal limit 2 hours after you were taken in. How drunk were you? Really? You're such a waste of life. Rot in hell you bitch.