That’s right, in our latest installment of I’d EF her, inspired by the following article in the NY Daily News (a paper which another friend of the blog, James Parziale, writes for) http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2009/10/12/2009-10-12_lorelei_does_nyu_porn_star_pursues_a_masters_degree.html, Jumpman Joe has decided to go with his fantasy scenario of boy meets girl, falls for girl, girl winds up being pornstar. This could happen to you.
Elisha Cuthbert is gorgeous, smart, Canadian, loves her beer and hockey players (Sean Avery, Dion Phaneuf), and always plays the hottest roles. From Jack Bauer’s daughter, to a horny 17 yr old in Old School, to an episode of Punk’d with then boyfriend, absolutle BALLER Sean Avery, to the sexiest role of all time, Danielle, a porn star in “The Girl Next Door”. Ladies and most importantly Gentlemen, without further adieu, I present, Elisha Cuthbert.
Elisha Cuthbert is gorgeous, smart, Canadian, loves her beer and hockey players (Sean Avery, Dion Phaneuf), and always plays the hottest roles. From Jack Bauer’s daughter, to a horny 17 yr old in Old School, to an episode of Punk’d with then boyfriend, absolutle BALLER Sean Avery, to the sexiest role of all time, Danielle, a porn star in “The Girl Next Door”. Ladies and most importantly Gentlemen, without further adieu, I present, Elisha Cuthbert.
Jumpman Joe
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