Tuesday, October 5, 2010

I'm moving to Canada


So as the six of you readers know, 2/3 of the trio was across the border this weekend in Canada and let me fucking tell you...that place is the shit!

We were hungry so we went to some souvenir shop for a hotdog and next thing we knew dude in there was tellin us about proplays or prosport or some shit. Whatever the fuck it's called it should be called "Canada shits on America".

Here is the idea...you can go into any corner store in Canada and BET ON FOOTBALL. That's right..you effin heard me right...just like you play lotto here in the what used to be the good ole' US and A, our norther neighbors allow you to bet the NFL.

So let's do a comparison here:

Canada: Drinking age is 19, some of the best strip clubs in the world, Betting on football at your local CVS, Casinos on every other fucking block, hot french canadian sluts

USA: Homeless people with AIDS.

Canada wins...see you bitches up north.

3 comments:

  1. Ricky, you didnt like Canada? You were an Argonaut in the CFL. But they broke your back.. AHAHA

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  2. YOU RUN A BLOG CALLED 'EFYOUSPORTS' AND YOU'RE MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.............. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO

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  3. THEY PROBABLY LIKE FIGURE SKATING...............

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