Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The "Mayne Event" Sweepstakes


Well folks, so much for any miracles at this years NBA Lottery. Former New York Knicks legend Allan Houston held it down for us as a representative at this years draft and just like his final five years in the NBA, he was pretty much useless. As projected, the Knicks walk away with the #8 pick in the draft. The irony, 8 losing seasons... We get the 8th pick. Fucking Busch league.

Mock drafts project us to take last years NCAA Cinderella story, Stephen Curry from Davidson. Now don't get me wrong, homeboy can shoot lights out, (like father like son) but in all honesty, he is not what the Knicks need. First off, the boy probably weighs a little more than me, soaking wet. If he's running the point, the dudes are going to eat ol' boy alive, believe that!

He's a pure shooter. Not a point guard. It wasn't until this year when Davidson went about trying to convert him into a point guard. And do you know what that resulted in? Davidson not getting an NCAA berth.

Now if the Knicks go about picking Eric Maynor here are the upsides. Maynor spent four years running the point at Virginia Commonwealth University , a mid major juggernaut and fellow CAA rival. So the dude has experience, the fundamentals to run an offense and to top it off, a killer instinct in the clutch. Nothing but ice water in his veins.



The campaign for the "Eric Mayne Event Maynor to N.Y." officially begins...... NOW! Fuck a Blake Griffin. This is the draft of Maynor!

Holla at ya boy!

-Jumpoff J

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