Monday, September 27, 2010

First Place.... Watevz


Just another week of being a Jets fan I guess. Deal with the media scrutiny, deal with football fans who tell you your team sucks, deal with fat fucks like Mike Fatcessa telling us how the Jets are classless, and the Giants are the team in NY. Hey Fatcessa, tell me how Rex Ryan's ass tastes? You wannabe. Jump off a cliff and kill yourself. You are so worthless. Like I said though, whatever. Jets are in first place in te AFC East. NBD

Last night, the Jets defense was less than stellar, but good teams win when push comes to shove. Brodney Pool read that last play of the game like that pig cop read Bralyon his rights Tuesday AM. LT was awesome once again. Leaping piles, scoring td's like its nobodies business. Jason Taylor punching through the box last night was SICK. Wow, I love this team. Next week we get Calvin Pace back. He is going to rape Buffalo worse than Lawrence Taylor having his way with a 14 year old.

Player of the game is obviously Mark Fuckin Sanchez. Dude was cooler than the other side of the pillow last night, and the week before. Some assholes wrote him off after Week 1, like myself. Jokes on me and you bitches. Mark Sanchez is whats up. He lays the dick down Monday-Saturday, but Sunday is his fuckin day. Dude just wants to ball all year long, and he is showing that. I just hope he remembers we have another 2 games on Monday, and 1 on Thursday this year. Thats what good teams have, prime time games.

Key plays of the game last night:
Braylon Edwards cutting people up scoring like a 76 yard td. Is that good?
Sanchez to Edwards on the biggest play of the game. 3rd and 10, up 24-23. FIRST DOWNNNNNN
Last but not least, was actually the last play of the game. Brodney Pool breaking up the pass and having Drew Coleman get me +2 Fantasy points, and himself a good ol' INT.

Moral of the story. If Braylon stays sober, dude is fuckin unreal. If anyone doesnt know The Dougie by now, you aint a Jets Fan. Braylon jus doing the dougie in every endzone nfl wide.

Game Over,
Brian

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