Hofstra tips off against Northeastern tonight live on ESPNU at 9. Heading into Richmond a week from Thursday, we already locked up the 7 seed. That sucks ass, considering we have won 7 out of our their last 8, and are a team on a mission now. If we can pull a win tonight in Mathews Arena, and the Monarchs of Old Dominion can win their next game, we might be able to play NU in Richmond next week, IF we win our first game.
Next week is going to be SICK. We are def. rolling into Richmond ready to ef shit up. You can try to put together a better 8 man squad, but you wont be able to. When we win the pickup basketball game, and then defend our Beer Pong belts people will be drinkin that Hofstra Haterade even more. It's not like we head into restaurants and bars down there with our Hofstra gear on, and we make friends. No, we have jerkoffs coming up to us saying "Hofstra....We ate em".. First off, wtf does that mean? This was coming from an Old Dominion fan, so we understand that they are not educated, nor on a reading level above 5th grade. Still though, Hofstra we ate em???
Props to VCU fans though, they were rather nice. Our biggest beef with teams is Drexel though. If you tried to put together a bigger group of queers, you couldnt. Their student section is called the "Dac Pac" which Hofstra renamed the "Wack Pack". They are literally the biggest nerds to ever attend basketball games. Guinness Book of World Records should send a record keeper there, and see if they can break the record for largest gathering of virgins in one place. Do it vs. a good team like Old Dominion so you can include there bitch ass fans as well.
PS. DrexelJay, if you are reading this, you arent included. Your house was cool last year, and thanks for the Pong Tourney.
Until Next Time Bitches,
YM
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