State of Sports

Wow sports is draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagging right now. All we have to watch is baseball. Dont get me wrong, I love baseball, but when its the only sport to watch, it gets a boring. I want football. How many of my upcoming posts will be about this? Some football things to ponder though.

Where will Plaxico Burress play, if anywhere?
Will Brandon Marshall get traded?
Will the next Buffalo Bills/Cincinatti Bengals game be played in prison?
Will the Jets Defense be the best D in the league under Sexy Rexy? (YES)
What rookie will be the best? I think Sanchez

This season should be awesome. I cant wait. Also, to add to this season. Joining me in Section 320 will be Joe, and Anthony. They have season tickets the seats in back of me, row in back of me. It's going to be AWESOME. NoLa in 100

My Yanks are not playing as consistant as I would like, but I hope they turn it around as Carston Charles toes the rubber tonight in Florida.

Happy Fathers Day
-Brian

You Suckas Got SERVED!

As featured on ESPN.com. Former ranked #1 in the world Venus Williams dishes the pain!



-Jumpoff J

Back From The Dead..

Mr. Parziale is back. Remember him? He was efyousports.blogspot.com's first ever contest winner. Win a free post. Well, after contractual agreements fell through, we decided to cut ties, but he is back. This time though, he is posting from an unknown newsource. The Daily News?? Yea, never heard of it either. I just wanted to help a budding star shine. Check out his article. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/usopen_2009/index.html

-Brian

Hip Hip Jorge..... Isn't Playing

Many of our devoted fans knew about the bet that Eric and I made. I obviously won that bet. Since then, The Yankees have been stumbling somewhat. Want to know my diagnosis? Of course you do.

I am diagnosing this disease to Jorge Posada. Prescription? More Francisco Cervelli.

Posada might be better offensively, but on the defensive side of things, he might be the worst of all catchers in Major League Baseball. On Thursday, Cervelli caught our Ace CC, and CC threw a gem. Yes, he got the loss, but that was also in part to our bullpen. CC threw 123 pitches, and pitched into the 8th, allowing 1 run until then. Posada catches Burnett/Joba/Wang and none can even go 5.

Friday night, Joba threw 100 pitches, Saturday Pettitte threw 103, both games caught by Jorge. Joba went 4, and Pettitte went 5. Today, although the game is only in the 4th, and the Yankees are winning 13-0, Cervelli is catching AJ Burnett, and he is throwing a gem. BTW, Cervelli has 2 hits.

If Posada is so much better offensively, how come we always lose when he catches? My theory is this: Posada scores runs on the offensive side, but, costs us runs defensivly every game. Cervelli on the other hand, calls a great game, pitchers love him, and sometimes he swings a nice bat. If Posada is even on the runs gained/allowed side, and Cervelli is plus 1 or 2, than why doesnt he catch more often?

Lets Go Yanks
-Brian

Enough is Enough.

I don't even know why I watch sports anymore. Especially the fucking NBA. Just watching this Lakers/Magic series makes me sick.

The amount of sack riding for Kobe Bryant is unreal. How is it that he is able to throw a cheap shot elbow at Dwight Howard and say "Shut the fuck up and play." without getting a technical foul? If it had been Rasheed Wallace or Kenyon Martin, they'd probably be thrown out of the game. And towards the final seconds of the game, Kobe throws an elbow at Jameer Nelson, knocking homeboy to the ground and dishing it to Derek Fischer for a wide open dagger.

The NBA is bullshit. I'm done with this series. When does football season start? College or NFL. I don't care.

Until then, fuck the Lakers, their whole fake sack riding bandwagoners, Kobe Bryant, and his rapist supporting fanbase.

EDIT: I won't put all the blame on the officials. The Magic lost that game. There is absolutely no reason why at times Jameer Nelson and Air France should be leaving Kobe wide open from downtown and not putting their hands up. Unacceptable.

Mark Franchez is OFFICIAL..

So I drop a blog on the NFL missing in my life, and the heavens above have spoken. Mark Sanchez signs a 5 year, 50 million dollar deal. 28 million are guaranteed. I think its a fair contract in terms of football, and I am thrilled. I would have hated to have drama in the offseason, especially with a new coach.

This year is going to be special.

-Brian

NFL, NFL Where are you?

Please start. I miss you. This is a loooooong offseason. How can you not be excited? Whether you are a Jets fan, a Texans fan, or even a Lions fan? Once the pads are strapped on, its Super Bowl of bust for any fan.

This year has been an even longer offseason for Jets fans. With the departure of Crybaby Coles, and Brett Favre, I am amped to start this season. We have D-Rex at coach, The Madbacker in te middle, and Mark Franchize behind center. The sky is the limit with this team. Our defense has improved vastly. In addition to Bart Scott, we took Jim Leonhard from the Ravens as well. Along with a trade made with the Eagles for Lito Sheppard. Leonhard and Rhodes should be head and toe above Rhodes and Smith/Elam. Hollywood will return to form this year, and BEAST. A rookie qb could be a difficult situation, but no such thing as a rookie from USC, they are all primed and ready to roll in the NFL. Just ask Carson Palmer. QB U. All I can say is LETS DO THIS!!!!!

My prediction is 11-5. With a Super Bowl Victory.

I am sure this is the first of many NFL blogs to come.

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets

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