As if the New Jersey Nets werent pathetic enough. Just wait, you havent heard their next promotion. When I woke up this morning, I checked my yahoo, and saw that the Nets were offering another insane promotion. You get your 10 game ticket plan, you get a reversible Nets/Lebron/DH12, or other superstar jersey. If you are unemployed, bring your resume, and get a free ticket and career advice. Think about that, getting career advice from a fuckin team that has 6 wins. What can they tell people to help them get jobs? If at first you dont succeed pick yourself up and try again?? Yea, maybe they are right, they havent had success in quite a long time. I will pass on the advice though. Save it for your scouts and general manager. They can use it more then we can, since they will soon be unemployed as well. This latest promotion beats all of that though. Ready for it?
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If you are 18 or older, come to a the game vs. Orlando and receive a free tax consultation from Roni Deutch. The Nets are so desperate that they are now bringing in tax into the mix. What is going on in these promotion meetings? I can only imagine. They have stretched so far out of the realm of basketball that they thought of this promotion.
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If you are 18 or older, come to a the game vs. Orlando and receive a free tax consultation from Roni Deutch. The Nets are so desperate that they are now bringing in tax into the mix. What is going on in these promotion meetings? I can only imagine. They have stretched so far out of the realm of basketball that they thought of this promotion.
I have an idea for their next promotion. If you attend a single Nets game through the rest of the year, the Nets will finally go away, and never bother you with any of these stupid promotions again.
Also, here is a solution. Focus on winning. You are in prime shape to get Jumpoff John's boyfriend, John Wall. Stop coming up with these retarded fuckin promotions and just focus on your basketball personel.
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