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Tonite's Gonna Be A Good Night

Hofstra tips off against Northeastern tonight live on ESPNU at 9. Heading into Richmond a week from Thursday, we already locked up the 7 seed. That sucks ass, considering we have won 7 out of our their last 8, and are a team on a mission now. If we can pull a win tonight in Mathews Arena, and the Monarchs of Old Dominion can win their next game, we might be able to play NU in Richmond next week, IF we win our first game.

Next week is going to be SICK. We are def. rolling into Richmond ready to ef shit up. You can try to put together a better 8 man squad, but you wont be able to. When we win the pickup basketball game, and then defend our Beer Pong belts people will be drinkin that Hofstra Haterade even more. It's not like we head into restaurants and bars down there with our Hofstra gear on, and we make friends. No, we have jerkoffs coming up to us saying "Hofstra....We ate em".. First off, wtf does that mean? This was coming from an Old Dominion fan, so we understand that they are not educated, nor on a reading level above 5th grade. Still though, Hofstra we ate em???
Props to VCU fans though, they were rather nice. Our biggest beef with teams is Drexel though. If you tried to put together a bigger group of queers, you couldnt. Their student section is called the "Dac Pac" which Hofstra renamed the "Wack Pack". They are literally the biggest nerds to ever attend basketball games. Guinness Book of World Records should send a record keeper there, and see if they can break the record for largest gathering of virgins in one place. Do it vs. a good team like Old Dominion so you can include there bitch ass fans as well.
PS. DrexelJay, if you are reading this, you arent included. Your house was cool last year, and thanks for the Pong Tourney.

Until Next Time Bitches,
YM

Called Into Duty

How fuckin ill is this game? I mean, hoenstly, this is the best game I have ever played. I usually only buy sports games, and just fuckin own people in them, but when it comes to Call of Duty, I am addicted. I literally went to the mall the other day to get a pair of sweats to play COD in.Like, my room is now a cave. I dont care if its rain or shine, as long as I am noob tubing little punk bitches in Call of Duty, I am happy. Most of you are saying "Get a job, blah blah blah". Eat shit bitches, hop on the sticks, and then try finding a job. They should have a fuckin disclaimer on this game "If you are currently unemployed, please do not buy this game, as you will not be motivated to even shower anymore." Well I shower everyday. So I am ahead of the curve.

Shoutout to YNG$. JMT, Jumpoff John, Sandro, Scotty C, Josh Casey, Kevin, Matt Simms, Brian, and other people that I cant remember now. When other clans come in contact with us though, they get run the fuck over.

When you woke up today, did you ever think to go on the best blog on the internet and read about a fuckin video game? Well, I for one didnt think I was going to wake up and write about one either. Shit happens when you play for 4 hours straight though.

Young Money

Draft Time

Last year, Anthony Nunziato hooked it up. He brought us to the draft and we had a phenominal time. As the day approached I was nervous to who the Jets were going to draft. We drafted $anchez, and look what happened. AFC CHAMPIONSHIP BITCHES. Im not going to sit here and act like I expected it, but im effin happy as hell.

This year is different. Draft day is approaching with the NFL Combine only a week away. I want Kyle Wilson. You hear that Mikey Tanns? KYLE FUCKIN WILSON. Dude is beast mode out of Boise State, and would be a monster in our Secondary. So before all the Combine hype, you heard it here first. Kyle Wilson.

Next year the Jets are going to be INSANE. Like, the NFL might put them on every Monday night, because all they want is the Jets. Roger Goodell might contact Woody and ask him for permission to rename the NFL the REX. No more National Football League, we are going to start referring to it simply as, REX. 100 percent Rex Ryan gets his dick wet 1000x more then anyone reading this blog. Its sad. He is 450 pounds of solid awesomeness, but just because he curses, and beats up QB's he gets that elusive super model pussy? WTF??? Everyone tells me that I am funny, hot, and awesome. I just cant seem to do what Rex does. I need a public forum so people can see how awesome I am. End Rant

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets. All day, er'yday next year. We bringing part of Smurf Turf to our Turf. Kyle Wilson in 2010.

He Shoots, HE SCORESSSSSSS

So USA's hockey team is much younger this year, and I guess that means they are much better. Last night Canada stepped in front of us, and took a beatdown just like the rest of em. I mean, Canada did you think you were going to stop Jamie Langenbrunner, and Zach Parise? AHAHAHAHA. Much respect to their goaltender (best ever), but he had nothing on Ryan Miller last night. He was stopping everything thrown in front of him. He allowed 3 goals, but he stopped the other 7,424 that were on net. Game opened up with Brian Rafalski putting in his 3rd goal in a row. He later added a 4th. Game winning goal was scored by Langenbrunner though. Dont act surprised. Dude plays for the Devils. Where champions are made. Phil Kessel scored one of the best empty net goals in the world (It's the Olympics vs. the world. SO yea, IN THE WORLD). Obviously, the assist came off a beautiful pass off the boards by ZP9er, Zach Parise kiddddddddd.

Olympic hockey is muuuuuuuch better then the NHL because most games are called by Doc Emerick. He is soothing to the ears, and all his sayings are catchy and official.

Do work USA.

Don't Call It A Comeback

Seriously, dont. I feel like I have let many people down by stopping the blog. Sorry, I promise all 5 of you fans, I am back.

So many things have happened since I last blogged really. Jersey Shore came and went, the Jets were in the AFC Fuckin Championship, and Hofstra started really shitt, continued to play even shitter, but now have stepped it up.

With regards to the UMV, it was FUCKIN GREAT. I mean everyone should lose their jobs, and decide to do one of those. We balled out, and just had a blast. I tried to keep up with the blogging on the trip, but shit was going down on all angles. Whether it was the girls we were pulling in, or the free tickets we got to most games, it was just awesome. **NOTE** We got 0 girls, but it felt like we got 100's. **

With regards to the Jets. Motherfucking WOW. I mean we knew they were good, but damn they put it on for their city towards the end of the year, and playoffs. Dont give me that bullshit that the Colts packed it in, cause I dont care. As Herm says "You play to win the game. HELLO". We made Curtis Painter look like well, like Curtis Painter. I cant wait till next season. Section 229 Row 12. HOLLA.

Eight of us are heading down to Richmond, VA for the CAA tourney in March. Does Hofstra have a shot? Probably not, but who cares. Richmond is effin fun. Scott and I will be putting our CAAZONE.COM Beer Pong titles on the line, and good basketball and times will be had.

Finally, I hate the Olympics. They make Richard Simmons look straight. On that note, I have to give it up to Team USA Hockey. I dont care about anything else but hockey. Tonight ZP9er and Jamie Langs go up against Canada. USA... ALL DEE WAY

WooooooooW

I saw this, and I had to put it up. I mean, A: This is the best show in the history or television, and B: This is the best blog in the history of the internet.

The Situation has the best quote on the Soundboard, when he compares his stomach to effin Rambos. This is genius. I am probably not going out tonite, or this weekend. When you find something like this, it makes your life feel worthwhile like, "damn Brian, you are fighting the good fight, and winning"