With The First Pick.....

Everyones favorite time of year is upon us. Its the effin summer guys and gals. Let's get it going. With that being said, Fantasy Football drafts are approaching. Today, in my Yahoo! inbox, I received a message from the place the FFL purchased their Draft Kit from last year. This type of stuff gets me tingly inside. It's like an Abram Elam strip sack, recovered by Shaun Eliis for a Touchdown type feeling. Can you dig it? Whose going number 1? Whose going to win it all? For more information on Fantasy please check back, as I am the reigning champion of the league. Also, we are looking to add teams to the league as well. In person draft. Come 1, come all. For more info, please email us at efyousports@gmail.com

-Brian

MUSCLE MILK! HGH! PROTEIN! POWER BARSSS! vol. 104 List

Although the list off cheaters is not official, are you surprised with any of the big names on this list?? Peep the whole 2003 Chicago Cubs team on that list. ROFL! Here's the potential leaked list for the 104 list according to Rotoinfo. Enjoy!

1.Nomar Garciaparra
2.Manny Ramirez
3.Johnny Damon
4.Trot Nixon
5.David Ortiz
6.Shea Hillenbrand
7.Derek Lowe
8.Pedro Martinez
9.Brian Roberts
10.Jay Gibbons
11.Melvin Mora
12.Jerry Hairston
13.Jason Giambi
14.Alfonso Soriano
15.Raul Mondesi
16. Aaron Boone
17.Andy Pettitte
18.Jose Contreras
19.Roger Clemens
20.Carlos Delgado
21.Vernon Wells
22.Frank Catalanotto
23.Kenny Rogers
24.Magglio Ordonez
25.Sandy Alomar
26.Bartolo Colon
27.Brent Abernathy
28.Jose Lima
29.Milton Bradley
30.Casey Blake
31.Danys Baez
32.Craig Monroe
33.Dmitri Young
34.Alex Sanchez
35.Eric Chavez
36.Miguel Tejada
37.Eric Byrnes
38.Jose Guillen
39.Keith Foulke
40.Ricardo Rincon
41.Bret Boone
42.Mike Cameron
43.Randy Winn
44.Ryan Franklin
45.Freddy Garcia
46.Rafael Soriano
47.Scott Spiezio
48.Troy Glaus
49.Francisco Rodriguez
50.Ben Weber
51.Alex Rodriguez
52.Juan Gonzalez
53.Rafael Palmeiro
54.Carl Everett
55.Javy Lopez
56.Gary Sheffield
57.Mike Hampton
58.Ivan Rodriguez
59.Derrek Lee
60.Bobby Abreu
61.Terry Adams
62.Fernando Tatis
63.Livan Hernandez
64.Hector Almonte
65.Tony Armas
66.Dan Smith
67.Roberto Alomar
68.Cliff Floyd
69.Roger Cedeno
70.Jeromy Burnitz
71.Moises Alou
72.Sammy Sosa
73.Corey Patterson
74.Carlos Zambrano
75.Mark Prior
76.Kerry Wood
77.Matt Clement
78.Antonio Alfonseca
79.Juan Cruz
80.Aramis Ramirez
81.Craig Wilson
82.Kris Benson
83.Richie Sexson
84.Geoff Jenkins
85.Valerio de los Santos
86.Benito Santiago
87.Rich Aurilia
88.Barry Bonds
89.Andres Galarraga
90.Jason Schmidt
91.Felix Rodriguez
92.Jason Christiansen
93.Matt Herges
94.Paul Lo Duca
95.Shawn Green
96.Oliver Perez
97.Adrian Beltre
98.Eric Gagne
99.Guillermo Mota
100.Luis Gonzalez
101.Todd Helton
102.Ryan Klesko
103.Gary Matthews

-Jumpoff J

Bonus: Only because Lima Time is on that list and his wife is a DIME!

WriteThatDown Update...

As many of our loyal followers are aware, the Trio is part owner in 2 year old race horse WriteThatDown.

He's doing his thing at Monmouth Park getting fit over the summer to impress the fillies, and maybe even have a race or two.

I stopped by the stable the other day, and our boy was kickin some serious G to a 2 year old filly. He introduced her to me as his owner.

On the real...WriteThatDown is weather permitting going to be working out again tomorrow morning, and in his last workout ran 3/8th of a mile if 35 seconds flat (the 2nd fastest time of any horse to run 3/8th of mile at Monmouth Park that day).

It's still early in his career, but so far the Trio, et al are happy with their investment.

Thats WriteThatDown as a little baby, and then 2 years later almost all grown up.

Tell Em' Why You Mad Son Vol. Benedict Arnold

The United States had lost a heart breaker this past Sunday in a thriller against Football powerhouse Brazil 3-2 in the Confederation Cup Final. an early strike by Clint Dempsey and a goal by Lando carried the U.S. after the first half with a 2-0 lead. Unfortunately, the sporting Gods strike again and continue to make the lives of the trio miserable when Brazil rallied in the second half of regulation scoring three goals, and winning the Cup final 3-2.

But to be honest, I'm not even mad that the U.S. lost. Disappointed? Yes. But I'm a realist. I was hopeful that U.S. would steal the show. But I knew the reality of things. It's good to see that the U.S. is progressing and showing some glimpses of greatness. Congrats to you gentlemen.

What irks me is the lack of support "Americans" show for their country. I have a friend whom actually cheered for Brazil National team to win this match, and continued to be a dickhead after the Americans lost the match. Now 99.8% of the time I can give two shits to whatever team anybody cheers for. I know who my squads are and will show my loyalty until I'm six feet under. (Knicks, Mets, Giants, Arsenal, Rangers, Hofstra, etc.) And I won't front. I cheer for other teams to, just as long as they're not playing my team. As long as they're not facing any of the given teams above, I think it's fair game.

But it's different when the competition is brought on to an international stage. As an American, no matter what it is, basketball, baseball, soccer, track and field, swimming, professional jerking off, etc., you will always see me showing support for the red, white, and blue. And it bothers me to see people reap the benefits of being an American and pledging their support to another country. If you're willingly going to support another country because you "hate" the U.S., say that we suck, etc. go fucking live somewhere else. The athletes are here to bring some pride and glory for our country and the last thing they need is for their own people to be against them. It's basically a slap in the face to your own country when people are out there jeering, calling American athletes failures, etc.

You might think I'm taking it a bit overboard, and I can relate to those who say they're showing support for their culture/heritage. Keep in mind folks, I am of Chinese descent, and I am very proud of my hertiage and people. But then again, I was born and raised in American born Chinese, and American citizen. Therefore, my allegiance and support will be for U.S., even if they're facing China PR.

That's my little rant for the day. K-Rod just walked in a fucking run to Mariano Rivera and the Yankees just swept the subway series at Shea. I'm done for the night.

Peace out haters. USA!

-Jumpoff J

Futbollllllllllllllll

USA takes on Brazil today in the Confederation Cupi Final. Isnt that nuts? I am not big of a soccer fan, and not jumping on bandwagons, but I am obviously interested in the game, and rooting for the USandA. From what I was told before the Espana game, we got really lucky to even advance to that game, and this is basically a free run for us. So why not do it up America? Lets put our name on the Soccer map.

So good luck Lando, Clint x2, Timmy H (North Brunswick, NJ's Finest), Carlos B, and my main man, Oguchi Onyewu. There are other players, and I know most of their names, but I am not going to type them out.

My Gut 2-1 Brazil
My Heart 19-0 USA.

USA, USA, USA
-Brian

Yankee Rant #11

As CC took the bump, the Mets took the fall. Another outstanding performance for Carsten Charles Sabathia. 7.1 IP, 1 er, and 8k's I think, I aint looking it up. End result Yankees 9 Metropolitans 1. How did we get there you ask?

The Mets must have taken defensive lessons from the C squad at the JCC Little League complex this past week. They were attrocious in the field, committing 3 errors in 1 inning (lol, literally). The Yanks jumped all over that. This isnt a game recap or anything, since its whatever, another day, another yankee win. Holla.

It just seems so apparent to me that Swisher, and Posada are the reasons we cant hit. Also, when Alexander Emanuel Rodriguez is on, this team GOES. Alex was slumping hardcore, but when Tony Pena told him to wake up, that he did. He has been on base his last 11 out of 13 plate appearances I think, and the Yanks have scored 8 runs or more in their last 3 games. Coincidence? Nah.

Cervelli catches today, and obviously CC throws lights out, and even gets an RBI to boot. I dont know what it is, but there is something that Cervelli does, that makes pitchers seem excellent. Don't get me wrong, CC is the man with or without him, but his numbers, just like every other yankee pitcher are better with Francisco behind the plate. I think this needs to be more of a trend here. Cervelli catches 4-5 times a week IMO. Next Victim:

Nick Swisher. You are trash. Yes, you are "silly" but, who cares. Its better to win and not have much fun, than to lose, and laugh like you're a moron. Jumping on the wall is funny, but its way funnier when you're hitting .290.

WangSTAR should have gotten a win, but he had to throw to Posada last game. Had a great outing, didnt get the win. As a favorite announcer of mine would say "dems da breaks" (bonus points for whoever can answer me that). Email us.

Go Yanks
-Brian

You Got Parziale'd

Since all of James' friends and coworkers love our site, I decided to do him a favor and post another piece of work from him. Enjoy. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2009/06/23/2009-06-23_a_second_shot_at_bethpage_black.html

Yes, Its about the US Open Golf Tourney, and no its not a sport, but it's a good read.