I'd ef her to start the work week...

And I dont wanna hear any bullshit from you guys saying "who the fuck posts to start the work week at 4:40 on a monday"...well half of you probably dont have jobs anyway...but for those of you that do half of you are probably off for Columbus day...guy discovered America or some propaganda bullshit like that.

Anyways...I introduce to you Minka Kelly. You may know her as the hot as anything cheerleader from the show Friday Night Lights...we here at EfYouSports know her as the fucking rediculously hot I'd donate my dog to Vick and Co., LLC for 30 seconds with her girl.

Enjoy gentlemen.

You Choose

I copped this from Deadspin.com (thanks joe)

After seeing these numbers, who would you rather have in the playoffs?

Player A: 42 games, 151 at-bats, 40 hits, 7 homers, 19 rbi, .265 batting
Player B: 42 games, 158 at-bats, 46 hits, 9 homers, 25 rbi, .291 batting

So before all you fake Yankee fans jump down ones throat recognize stats.

Player A, Reggie Jackson aka Mr. October
Player B, AfuckinRod aka Best of the Best.

Umpiring. So Easy A Blind Man Can Do It

What is sports coming to? Every game we watch nowadays has an AWFUL call. My all time favorite will always be Jeff Maier, Mayer, watever.. Friday night in the Yankee/Twins game there was another call that was just mind boggling. Playoff baseball has more umpires, becuase the game is more important. Phil Cuzzi was assigned the Left Field Line on Friday. If you're a Yanks fan, which I am, I am in heart with Cuzzi right now. Joe Mauer hit a drive down the left field line. Melky Cabrera actually touched the ball with his glove in fair territory, and the ball proceeded to land in fair territory as well. A clear double. Cuzzi got his hands together, and signaled the foul ball motion. AWESOMEEEEEEE. That play is what closed down the Metrodom early. Without that call, Yanks probably lose that game, and extending the series. With that call, We have Carsten Charles on huge rest, and ready to plow through the Angels.

BTW: ARod hit a mawnsta shot that game. Bottom of the 9th have you. (Hi Haters, Bye Haters)

Yankee Cleaning

Did anyone think that it wasnt going to be a sweep? Cmon now. Last night, the New York Yankees polished off the Twins and became the last ever MLB team to win in the Metrodome.

King Alex had a very average series by his standards. 2 Home Runs, 6 RBI's in 3 games. I am hoping he can step up next series as I know he can hit a little better than what he showed this past series.

The ALCS kicks off Friday night in The House That Alex built. We will be welcoming Robert Abreu anc Co. back. It shoud be a good series, but I cant see the Yankees losing. I have them winning in 5.

LOL@Boston. Red Sox swept, Pats Lose. Awesome Weekend

Sir Alex

Arod 5
Red Sox 1

So far in the 2009 ALDS, Alex Rodriguez has 5 RBI's, the Red Sox have 1 combined. Sucks for them. Yanks close out the Metrodome for Twins fans Sunday, while Fenway will be closing its door for the year come Sunday as well.

Yankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
-Brian

PS. Sunday would extra special if Boston losses, New England losses, and Yanks win. If that was the case though, we wouldnt have a damn blog.

Southern Miss Shooting???

Yo, On the way home noLa, we all stopped off at an Applebees down the road from Brett Favres alma mater, Southern Miss University. This Applebees was decked out in Southern Miss stuff. If we didnt know any better, we would think they were an actual college, who had decent athletics. Point of this story is this, I was just there, and now I hear about this shooting? Pretty weird. I am seeing that it's under investigation, and it might be self inflicted. I guess Southern Miss is thanking their lucky stars it was only the punter, and not the running back.

Eagles' Vick to star in 8-part TV series...

Are you fucking kidding me? This is what is wrong with this fucking country....you get a dumb ass like Michael Vick, who dosent even really have any football talent.. the dude can just run faster than I drive (I drive slow, and yield to pedestrians aka I'm NOT Donte Stallworth).....he totally fucks up, serves his time which I gotta say he maned up for that....now he back in the NFL that'cool (SIIIIIKE).....but some dumb ass fucking TV producer wants to star him in an 8 part TV series where he will probably make more money than everyone reading this COMBINED. It's such fucking bullshit.....we reward people in this country for doing the wrong thing. Next thing we know, OJ Simpson will be a color commentator for fuckin court TV.