I'd EF her....

So it only took the three of us idiots about a year to realize something. Not only do we love sports...but we fucking LOVE women too....and hot ones you ask? Do I even need to answer that...

I'd like to introduce the first weekly "I'd EF her":

Miranda Kerr.....Miranda comes to us from the place that should be quite familiar to all of us Victoria's Secret, and while I'm sure she's heard it from a bunch of drunk assholes many times in her life...she could read me her rights ANY day of the week.

Enjoy fellas.

-Easy E

You Got Coles'd

So Theo Fleury writes a book about being sexually abused by his Junior Hockey coach, and his 13 year drug binge that was to follow the incident. Seems like a great book.


What I dont get thouh is this: Theo is a big dude, even when he was playing Juniors. This coach was a real dbag, and had harrassed others. Theo should have just punched him in the face, he is a tough hockey player, not a pansy golfer or anything.

Hope the book does well, cause his career fizzled out worse than Ryan Leafs NFL career.

Thanks

I just wanted to send a big thanks to Eric Mangini. Us here at efyousports love you at this current time. You have single handily dick slapped Bill Bellicheat, and we love it. You are seriously like herpes. The gift that keeps on giving. I wonder whats in store before the trade deadline? We have pretty much ravaged your team enough, but I am sure there is a surprise left.

Think of it like this. We traded a draft pick, a coach, and a slot receiver, for Mark Sanchize, Rex Ryan, and Breeeeeeeeeezy Braylon Edwards. Jets Win.

Rio Gets The Olympics...

Waaaah Waaaah those freakin whiney ass bitches in Chicago are so suprised/pissed off that THEY didnt get picked. Hello? Are you fucking retarted...Rio/Chicago...Rio/Chicago...umm yes I think I'll take beautiful topless thong wearing Brazilian chicks on white sandy beaches over some fake ass wanna be New York City on Lake whatever the fuck it is.

I'm sure LeBron and the boys on the US basketball team are really fucking dissapointed...like they dont slay enough chicks already...this shit is going to be out of control.

Viva la Rio.

-Easy E

The Yankees Won...

Big fucking deal...get over it...it's baseball for crying out loud. Last time I checked it's October that means football is upon us. Baseball is for fags...and honestly if you're a yankee fan thats over like 15 years old you've seen them win like 694 world series anyway. So just shut the fuck up about baseball already it's football season bitches.

-Easy E

Channing Crowder (lol)

So that toolbox Channing Crowder keeps running his mouth. He is the new, shittier Joey Porter. Why does he open his mouth? Honestly, he is gayer than Elton John. In todays reports he was reported as saying (in regards to L.) "We do not like each other," Crowder said. "With Florida State, I hated him. I hate him now. If I see him out...I'm not going to slap him, but I'm not going to be pleasant. Every time he sees me, he starts cussing. I see him and I start cussing. It's going to be like that the whole game." Crowder also said he plans to "cuss out" Mark Sanchez on Monday Night Football.

Let's break this down. Man to Man Channing, u are a sick loser, and you effin suck.
Statement 1- We do not like eachother.
Solution- Shut the fuck up, play football. When on a football field, you have 10 friends, they are your teammates. Leon hates you, and thinks ur a homo, but doesnt express those feelings out loud. He knows no one cares.

Statement 2- With Florida State, I hated him. I hate him now. If I see him out...I'm not going to slap him, but I'm not going to be pleasant.
Soltion- Shut the fuck up. Its football. Let me guess Channing, you are going to tackle him if you see him? Isnt that your job?

Statement 3- Cuss out
Solution- Have mom sign your permission slip before you cuss anyone out.

The Jets are going to ROLL Miami come Monday.

B. Easssssyyyyyyyyyy Braylon Edwards

Jets made a splash in the market today. We have landed our big name WR, and his name.... Braylon Edwards.

Braylon was a star at the University of Michigan, and even got to wear the coveted #1jersey there. His NFL career has been less than stellar, due in part to his career being in Cleveland. The Browns are so bad, that if King James decided to suit up for them, he would be the best. l. Instead, all their fans "Witness" is Eric Mangini, and his huge fucking vagina.

With Rex Ryan at the helm, Braylon will fit right in. He is not on the defense, and therefore will have less to learn. Brian Schottenheimer likes to go shotgun on 3rd and 1 anyway, now he has more reason to.

I can see it now. A fade in the endzone.. Remember those Jets fans? Yea me either.

BRAYLONNNNNNNNNNNNNN BABY
-Brian