Tuesday, June 30, 2009
With The First Pick.....
-Brian
MUSCLE MILK! HGH! PROTEIN! POWER BARSSS! vol. 104 List
Although the list off cheaters is not official, are you surprised with any of the big names on this list?? Peep the whole 2003 Chicago Cubs team on that list. ROFL! Here's the potential leaked list for the 104 list according to Rotoinfo. Enjoy!
1.Nomar Garciaparra
2.Manny Ramirez
3.Johnny Damon
4.Trot Nixon
5.David Ortiz
6.Shea Hillenbrand
7.Derek Lowe
8.Pedro Martinez
9.Brian Roberts
10.Jay Gibbons
11.Melvin Mora
12.Jerry Hairston
13.Jason Giambi
14.Alfonso Soriano
15.Raul Mondesi
16. Aaron Boone
17.Andy Pettitte
18.Jose Contreras
19.Roger Clemens
20.Carlos Delgado
21.Vernon Wells
22.Frank Catalanotto
23.Kenny Rogers
24.Magglio Ordonez
25.Sandy Alomar
26.Bartolo Colon
27.Brent Abernathy
28.Jose Lima
29.Milton Bradley
30.Casey Blake
31.Danys Baez
32.Craig Monroe
33.Dmitri Young
34.Alex Sanchez
35.Eric Chavez
36.Miguel Tejada
37.Eric Byrnes
38.Jose Guillen
39.Keith Foulke
40.Ricardo Rincon
41.Bret Boone
42.Mike Cameron
43.Randy Winn
44.Ryan Franklin
45.Freddy Garcia
46.Rafael Soriano
47.Scott Spiezio
48.Troy Glaus
49.Francisco Rodriguez
50.Ben Weber
51.Alex Rodriguez
52.Juan Gonzalez
53.Rafael Palmeiro
54.Carl Everett
55.Javy Lopez
56.Gary Sheffield
57.Mike Hampton
58.Ivan Rodriguez
59.Derrek Lee
60.Bobby Abreu
61.Terry Adams
62.Fernando Tatis
63.Livan Hernandez
64.Hector Almonte
65.Tony Armas
66.Dan Smith
67.Roberto Alomar
68.Cliff Floyd
69.Roger Cedeno
70.Jeromy Burnitz
71.Moises Alou
72.Sammy Sosa
73.Corey Patterson
74.Carlos Zambrano
75.Mark Prior
76.Kerry Wood
77.Matt Clement
78.Antonio Alfonseca
79.Juan Cruz
80.Aramis Ramirez
81.Craig Wilson
82.Kris Benson
83.Richie Sexson
84.Geoff Jenkins
85.Valerio de los Santos
86.Benito Santiago
87.Rich Aurilia
88.Barry Bonds
89.Andres Galarraga
90.Jason Schmidt
91.Felix Rodriguez
92.Jason Christiansen
93.Matt Herges
94.Paul Lo Duca
95.Shawn Green
96.Oliver Perez
97.Adrian Beltre
98.Eric Gagne
99.Guillermo Mota
100.Luis Gonzalez
101.Todd Helton
102.Ryan Klesko
103.Gary Matthews
-Jumpoff J
Bonus: Only because Lima Time is on that list and his wife is a DIME!
Monday, June 29, 2009
WriteThatDown Update...
Tell Em' Why You Mad Son Vol. Benedict Arnold
The United States had lost a heart breaker this past Sunday in a thriller against Football powerhouse Brazil 3-2 in the Confederation Cup Final. an early strike by Clint Dempsey and a goal by Lando carried the U.S. after the first half with a 2-0 lead. Unfortunately, the sporting Gods strike again and continue to make the lives of the trio miserable when Brazil rallied in the second half of regulation scoring three goals, and winning the Cup final 3-2.
But to be honest, I'm not even mad that the U.S. lost. Disappointed? Yes. But I'm a realist. I was hopeful that U.S. would steal the show. But I knew the reality of things. It's good to see that the U.S. is progressing and showing some glimpses of greatness. Congrats to you gentlemen.
What irks me is the lack of support "Americans" show for their country. I have a friend whom actually cheered for Brazil National team to win this match, and continued to be a dickhead after the Americans lost the match. Now 99.8% of the time I can give two shits to whatever team anybody cheers for. I know who my squads are and will show my loyalty until I'm six feet under. (Knicks, Mets, Giants, Arsenal, Rangers, Hofstra, etc.) And I won't front. I cheer for other teams to, just as long as they're not playing my team. As long as they're not facing any of the given teams above, I think it's fair game.
But it's different when the competition is brought on to an international stage. As an American, no matter what it is, basketball, baseball, soccer, track and field, swimming, professional jerking off, etc., you will always see me showing support for the red, white, and blue. And it bothers me to see people reap the benefits of being an American and pledging their support to another country. If you're willingly going to support another country because you "hate" the U.S., say that we suck, etc. go fucking live somewhere else. The athletes are here to bring some pride and glory for our country and the last thing they need is for their own people to be against them. It's basically a slap in the face to your own country when people are out there jeering, calling American athletes failures, etc.
You might think I'm taking it a bit overboard, and I can relate to those who say they're showing support for their culture/heritage. Keep in mind folks, I am of Chinese descent, and I am very proud of my hertiage and people. But then again, I was born and raised in American born Chinese, and American citizen. Therefore, my allegiance and support will be for U.S., even if they're facing China PR.
That's my little rant for the day. K-Rod just walked in a fucking run to Mariano Rivera and the Yankees just swept the subway series at Shea. I'm done for the night.
Peace out haters. USA!
-Jumpoff J
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Futbollllllllllllllll
So good luck Lando, Clint x2, Timmy H (North Brunswick, NJ's Finest), Carlos B, and my main man, Oguchi Onyewu. There are other players, and I know most of their names, but I am not going to type them out.
My Gut 2-1 Brazil
My Heart 19-0 USA.
USA, USA, USA
-Brian
Friday, June 26, 2009
Yankee Rant #11
The Mets must have taken defensive lessons from the C squad at the JCC Little League complex this past week. They were attrocious in the field, committing 3 errors in 1 inning (lol, literally). The Yanks jumped all over that. This isnt a game recap or anything, since its whatever, another day, another yankee win. Holla.
It just seems so apparent to me that Swisher, and Posada are the reasons we cant hit. Also, when Alexander Emanuel Rodriguez is on, this team GOES. Alex was slumping hardcore, but when Tony Pena told him to wake up, that he did. He has been on base his last 11 out of 13 plate appearances I think, and the Yanks have scored 8 runs or more in their last 3 games. Coincidence? Nah.
Cervelli catches today, and obviously CC throws lights out, and even gets an RBI to boot. I dont know what it is, but there is something that Cervelli does, that makes pitchers seem excellent. Don't get me wrong, CC is the man with or without him, but his numbers, just like every other yankee pitcher are better with Francisco behind the plate. I think this needs to be more of a trend here. Cervelli catches 4-5 times a week IMO. Next Victim:
Nick Swisher. You are trash. Yes, you are "silly" but, who cares. Its better to win and not have much fun, than to lose, and laugh like you're a moron. Jumping on the wall is funny, but its way funnier when you're hitting .290.
WangSTAR should have gotten a win, but he had to throw to Posada last game. Had a great outing, didnt get the win. As a favorite announcer of mine would say "dems da breaks" (bonus points for whoever can answer me that). Email us.
Go Yanks
-Brian
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
You Got Parziale'd
Yes, Its about the US Open Golf Tourney, and no its not a sport, but it's a good read.
QUACK QUACK QUACK!
*Cue the pictures*
-Jumpoff J
USA vs. ESPANA
This put the US through, their prize? Only the #1 ranked team in the world...Spain (a country yours truly will be visiting this summer). Fernando Torres, and David Villa to name a few will be a HANDFUL for the Americans.
The old saying in sports is that no game is won on paper, and for the US thats a good thing. They will need to play out of their minds and have a little luck if they are to beat the Spanish.
The game will take place tomorrow at 2:30pm Eastern Standard Time.
Predictions:
Brain: Spain 3 USA 0
Heart USA 2 Spain 1
Bring it home boys!
The Mayne Event Baby
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Kobe Puttin' Me To Sleep
-brian
State of Sports
Where will Plaxico Burress play, if anywhere?
Will Brandon Marshall get traded?
Will the next Buffalo Bills/Cincinatti Bengals game be played in prison?
Will the Jets Defense be the best D in the league under Sexy Rexy? (YES)
What rookie will be the best? I think Sanchez
This season should be awesome. I cant wait. Also, to add to this season. Joining me in Section 320 will be Joe, and Anthony. They have season tickets the seats in back of me, row in back of me. It's going to be AWESOME. NoLa in 100
My Yanks are not playing as consistant as I would like, but I hope they turn it around as Carston Charles toes the rubber tonight in Florida.
Happy Fathers Day
-Brian
Saturday, June 20, 2009
You Suckas Got SERVED!
-Jumpoff J
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Back From The Dead..
-Brian
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Hip Hip Jorge..... Isn't Playing
I am diagnosing this disease to Jorge Posada. Prescription? More Francisco Cervelli.
Posada might be better offensively, but on the defensive side of things, he might be the worst of all catchers in Major League Baseball. On Thursday, Cervelli caught our Ace CC, and CC threw a gem. Yes, he got the loss, but that was also in part to our bullpen. CC threw 123 pitches, and pitched into the 8th, allowing 1 run until then. Posada catches Burnett/Joba/Wang and none can even go 5.
Friday night, Joba threw 100 pitches, Saturday Pettitte threw 103, both games caught by Jorge. Joba went 4, and Pettitte went 5. Today, although the game is only in the 4th, and the Yankees are winning 13-0, Cervelli is catching AJ Burnett, and he is throwing a gem. BTW, Cervelli has 2 hits.
If Posada is so much better offensively, how come we always lose when he catches? My theory is this: Posada scores runs on the offensive side, but, costs us runs defensivly every game. Cervelli on the other hand, calls a great game, pitchers love him, and sometimes he swings a nice bat. If Posada is even on the runs gained/allowed side, and Cervelli is plus 1 or 2, than why doesnt he catch more often?
Lets Go Yanks
-Brian
Friday, June 12, 2009
Enough is Enough.
The amount of sack riding for Kobe Bryant is unreal. How is it that he is able to throw a cheap shot elbow at Dwight Howard and say "Shut the fuck up and play." without getting a technical foul? If it had been Rasheed Wallace or Kenyon Martin, they'd probably be thrown out of the game. And towards the final seconds of the game, Kobe throws an elbow at Jameer Nelson, knocking homeboy to the ground and dishing it to Derek Fischer for a wide open dagger.
The NBA is bullshit. I'm done with this series. When does football season start? College or NFL. I don't care.
Until then, fuck the Lakers, their whole fake sack riding bandwagoners, Kobe Bryant, and his rapist supporting fanbase.
EDIT: I won't put all the blame on the officials. The Magic lost that game. There is absolutely no reason why at times Jameer Nelson and Air France should be leaving Kobe wide open from downtown and not putting their hands up. Unacceptable.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Mark Franchez is OFFICIAL..
This year is going to be special.
-Brian
Monday, June 8, 2009
NFL, NFL Where are you?
Lebron Snub??
When I was younger, and an A-mazing intraumural player, I was in various leagues. One team that comes to mind was the team of D-Rock, Scotty, and Myself + Kevin (but he doesnt read the blog). We looked and acted like we didnt belong on the court, but that was part of our game. We suckered teams into thinking we were trash, and then just ROCKED them. After the games we would have them salty losers come up to us, and congratulate us on our domination. We knew they didnt mean it though. They were just fake. They hated us, and we pwned them.
In the end, Lebron, you are right. When you read this, hit me up. I know you usually email me, bt toss me a call this time. We gotta discuss South Beach.
Holla Atcha Boy
Brian
Friday, June 5, 2009
The Belmont Stakes...
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
USA! USA!
Phoggy Future
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Do Work Son!
Well folks, I thought about not posting anything MMA related after my boy Sugar Rashad was fucking manhandled and mauled by Lyoto Machida. But I wasn't able to resist when I heard my homeboy Kimbo Slice was going to grace the Octogon once again. Well, not exactly.
Dana White, president of the UFC announced that Kimbo will be a contestant on next season's hit reality show"The Ultimate Fighter" on Spike TV.. Now if you weren't aware, when Kimbo first jumped into the MMA scene, Dana was talking a lot of shit, and highly critical in regards to Kimbo's new endeavor. But Dana is in the business of making money. The public wants to see Kimbo. (Or at least the Trio does) And believe me, I can see dude definitely bringing in viewers.
Now a lot of people are critical with this move, saying that Kimbo would get destroyed by "real" MMA fighters, and lacks the skill set to thrive in the UFC. Yes, maybe that's true. Maybe dude will get destroyed in the UFC. Maybe he won't even make the house. But how would we ever know if he isn't given a shot? If he does make it, good for him. If he doesn't, what does he have to lose? What does the UFC lose?
Either way, I think he should be given a chance. Some people fiend off the doubt of others, and push themselves to work that much more to make it to the top. Not saying that he's one of them. But I'm not doubting him either.
I guess we'll just wait and see. Until next time haters.
Holla at ya boy.
-Jumpoff J
First in History...First in you heart...
Monday, June 1, 2009
JJ Going Hollywood
Redick called me last night, and asked if I needed tickets for the Finals, I told him thanks, but I couldnt attend this year. He told me he had saved me 2, but they have now been spoken for. If you are looking to hit up JJ for tix, please know, he has gotten rid of his allotment.
Thursday night, JJ will have his game face on, gel in hair, and will be hosting a trey fiesta. He is quite the party planner. Just ask Erin Andrews.
Magic in 6
-Brian