Back by popular fucking demand...

I thought my career as a blogger might have come to an end and then my boy Steve-O jumps in talkin about how he's all depressed and shit that he hasn't seen Easy E's picks in a few weeks. You know I can't like Steve-O down so these are for you my man:

Texans +1.5 @ Jacksonville: So really both of these teams suck...the Jags we all knew would suck, and the Texans are on their way to yet another average 8-8 or 9-7 season. The Jags actually play alright at home in front of the 7 or 8 hundred that show up each game, but Houston was embarrassed last time they stepped on the field. The Texans literally have no defense at all, but they can score...I'm going with the better of the two shitty teams getting a point and a half.

The pick: Texans +1.5

Titans -2 @ Dolphins: This game SCREAMS Titans...Randy Moss' first game in Tennessee, CJ2k goin fucking buck wild and CHAD FREAKIN PENNINGTON starting for Miami...that's right CHAD PENNINGTON. The Dolphins have yet to win a game at home (0-3) and the Titans should be set to fucking roll them. One thing I've learned in years of watching the NFL...when there is a sure thing you bet against it.

The pick: Dolphins +2


Jets -3 @ Browns: Fuck the Browns...honestly they do play solid defense I'll give them that, but fucking Colt McCoy? I don't think so mother fuckers and part of the trio is making the trip out to C-town to watch the beat down. Jets get right this week.

The pick: Jets -3


AND FOR THE KISS OF DEATH:

Eagles -3 @ Skins: So my boy Steve-O is a huge Birds fan (nobody's perfect) and he says that I always hate on the E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles in my picks. Vick is doin his thang right now in the city of brotherly love and it's a rematch vs. their old QB Donovan (unless he gets benched again). One thing I'll give Philly is that they are hands down the most explosive team in the NFL. Hate to go against teams coming off the bye but I'ma do it for the 2nd time this week.

The pick: Birds -3

Now sit back, relax and enjoy the games.

"You can't be me, I'm a Rockstar!"

Before Desean Jackson, Young Money Brandon Jennings, and John "Teach me how to Dougie" Wall, there was a six footer out of Georgetown who burst onto the NBA scene in 96 who transcended the game of basketball forever! Well over a decade later, and basically fucking banished from the NBA, the Answer Allen Iverson is still treated like a fucking king no matter where he's at. The true pioneer of #SWAG!

Recently, Iverson signed a two-year, four million dollar deal with the Turkish squad Beşiktaş. You know me, I'm the biggest hater of international athletes/leagues and find them to be inferior to it's U.S. counterparts. The great Kenny fucking Powers said it best, "I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good." Preach Kenny, fucking preach!

-Jumpoff

Have no fear NFL picks are here...

So I've been in a coma the last few days and when I woke up the college games had already kicked off. Thank god for Sunday's games though. It will be tough to make up for the disaster of last week but lets give it a shot:

Steelers -3 @ Dolphins: This is a real test for both teams...Big Ben basically came back on a bye last week vs. Cleveland, and Miami won a tough game in OT in Green Bay. The Fish always fucking handle their business in close games and I expect this to be close. To be honest I think the Steelers are going to win by -3 (but I'm too cheap to buy the hook) so I'll take a push.

The Pick: Steelers

Falcons -3.5 vs. Bengals: I know the Bungles are coming off a bye and Dunta Robinson is probably dead so he can't cover the TOcho show but still the Falcons got jumped in Philly last week and they're going to handle their business at home vs. Cincy.

The pick: Falcons

Ravens -700 vs. Bills: I know what you're thinking...you're gonna lay 700 bucks to win 100...of course I am! What kind of a degenerate would I be if I didn't. No fucking way Baltimore loses this game. P.S.- I have the Ravens in a suicide pool also this week...if they lose I'll be on suicide watch.

The pick: Ravens

49ers -3 @ Panthers: Both of these teams suck...and if Carolina was ever gonna win a game, you figure it would be at home off the bye vs. a team like San Fran, but for some reason I think the Niners will pull this game out and hopefully cover for all my faithful fans.

The pick: Niners

There you have it folks...play these 4 games and you'll be laughing all the way to the bank. Sit back, relax and enjoy the motherfucking show.

Bye Week

Just like our beloved Jets, Easy E has his bye week as well. I guess all you degenerates who bet with Easy E every week can thank your lucky stars he is off this week. I am sure he would have went an awesome 8-0 this week, but so be it. Wait till next week.

Just Your Typical Yanks Fan

James? Is that you? Kidding James. I know you would never wear that red jacket.

This is why Yankee fans are so corny though. You have this Elton John wannabe making Yankee videos for Game 6. Maybe the kid is retarded or something, but wow. His parents must be so pissed at him. Just imagine he made himself a Mets fan. He would have never had to endure the embarassment of these stupid ass videos. This dude has 0friends, thats for damn sure. I kinda hope the Yanks win tonight so I can see his game 7 video. Maybe he will drop a little Ke$ha on us.

Money In The Bank

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that AJ Burnet is going to fuckin dominate tonight. A lot of websites that are more popular than ours have "Locks of the Day" or "Mortal Locks" well fuck them. This is a John Anthony Guarantee. AJ Burnet fuckin rapes bitches tonight. If any betting website wants to advertise on our site, just holler baby. We wants to gets paid.

Sportsbook, talk to me. Ive bet with you many times before.
Yanks -156 all night.

Baseball is still gay, and the Titans/Jags game had better ratings than the Yanks game. LOLOL. Shit was a 27 point blowout. I guess we can now really say that baseball is done son.

You're Welcome.
Brian

PS. Spare me all the fake Yankee fans who know shit about baseball saying AJ Burnet sucks. Dude was str8 fire last year. With that fag Posada on the bench, AJ will be DEALING tonight.

Cheap Shot Artist

Brandon Meriweather is the Picasso of a Cheap Shot Artist. Dude must have learned from Rodney Harrison. You might remember Harrison from such incidents as HGH Gate. He was suspended for CHEATING. Weird that cheating got him suspended and not the attempted murder. The NFL is cracking down on illegal hits though. Ask Todd Heap, Josh Cribbs, and Mohamed blah blah blah. I am sure all 3 answers will be the same "I dont remember". They dont remember cause the wood was fuckin layed on them this weekend. I will not say the Dunta Robinson hit was illegal, as I think he led with his shoulder.

I mean, peep the video. Brandon Meriweather seems like an upstanding citizen on the field. If the first video doesnt do it for you, then maybe the second will. Its him stomping on Florida International players back in his college days.





You see Meriweather stomping on some poor players down on the field already? Im sure many wish he was just aborted before birth. Why wont u just die already Brandon? Shouldnt you be in jail or something?